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sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

"I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew."


"There are 6,775,235,842 people in the world. Why are you letting one of them ruin your life?"


amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs)

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(Source: curseofthefanartlords)